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marksbirch:

“There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don’t involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.”

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laughingsquid:

A Two-Person Roller Coaster Costume

dpstyles:

Six-pack of James Bonds.

(OH: “Timothy Dalton shouldn’t count!”)

007

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